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Crossfire: Formal education would have cured Ultimate Equal’s illiteracy

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August 18, 2024
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I should have ignored the half-baked scoundrel and a notorious chronic illiterate without any known formal education who goes by a sobriquet name, Ultimate Equal. In these few lines, I would be curing his uncouth, incoherent, his dubious being and his banal deficiency. I hope he gains a thing or two from this as a psychopathic disaster!

Ultimate Equal hazards a thought about my joining the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) in the wake of Edo State Gubernatorial election slated for Saturday, September 21st. He listed his grouse against me to include that I once criticized Governor Godwin Obaseki’s administration in the past for plighting his administration at cross purposes with the citizens’ wishes. 

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Equal’s horrifying worldview led him into the uncanny belief that I should’ve been fighting Governor Godwin Obaseki in the manners he fights in the gutter like a pig in an uncharted swath. In the weirdness of his political belief system, everyone, known and unknown who is not in the Labour Party(LP) sinking boat should be blacklisted as mortal enemies. 

But I sensed that one of Equal’s undisclosed morbid angst is that I have left his vainglorious showboating LP that is incurably poepled with gutter-like charlatans, half-baked red-eyed and red-headed indiocy and losers with a Governorship candidate who is arrogantly fracturing and widening the gulf of once boisterous, people-loving political party. 

The much of Equal’s horrid character is that he’s in bed with public humiliation as a compulsive, treacherous, doublefaced, brainless and imbecilic hermit who is primitively active in swindling Edo citizens of their legally purchased landed property. In case you’re not familiar with the creature of mere surfaces: he’s a smart crooks at 70, terribly tattooed in his entire body with poor syntaxes fit only for thugs and criminals. Unfortunately, he gloat daily about activism just for existential desperation to escape his real fear of rejection. 

My ultimate fear for Ultimate is the level of his high-tensile, irritating and irrational crudity, double-dyed political treachery as a detestable ruffian and overweening and divisive political villian that may be approaching his tipping cliff directly.

Erasmus Ikhide contributed this piece via ikhideluckyerasmus@gmail.com

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